I'm just imagining how insane a remake of Flesh+Blood with Ahnuld would have been

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Grosse Point Blank

you Wish it were done to Death

A-Team was really good, except for the ending action squence

They could go a different route, I love the shift he makes in 16 Blocks

Archer was diverse? let's see… 1 old white lady, 1 old white guy, 4 young white guys, 1 fat white girl, 1 skinny white girl, and 1 black girl… later they introduced, what, 1 old Jewish guy?

*rubs face, mumbles about shaving*
"Pee-pee pants!"

it wasn't funny until you responded, true

and that's saying something!

can we get some hashtags involved? maybe the mummy could Occupy someplace…

yeah, seems like it's a bad scene for males of any stripe

what if it were also as narratively unsatisfying as a Soderbergh film?

someone definitely needs to make a movie about the real Erin Brockovich

how many lines of code are there?

Toblerone?

Robot.
Monster.

his bizarre mis-pronunciation of her last name probably didn't help

Patrick Stewart has already seen everything

It's a Michael Shannon article, so I have to mention how great the Missing Person was