I'm gonna look a little pretentious here, but Kolya is one of my top three favorite films of all time, and it's because of the relationship he builds with the boy in spite of their language barrier.

yeah, well she's Karen's wife now

everybody hates on Thor 2, but I really enjoyed quite a bit of it… the black hole grenades, the Dark Elf berserk mode, and probably most of all the sequence where Idris Elba takes down a flying Predator spaceship by hand and then sees that there's a mothership right behind it

holy cow I forgot Misty Knight is gonna be in this. I am sooo ready to see a brick house with a robot arm and a huge afro doing some private investigating!

sounds like you've never been to Angola or Mozambique

chicken tetrazini!

tales

I'd rather Netflix bankroll some more seasons of Danger 5

it's a near-murder (and a very schlocky film), but I thought the scene when Liam Neeson shoots his buddy's wife at the dinner table in Taken was outstanding

because you couldn't get your money back?

welcome to the AV Club, where the opinions are made up and the points don't matter

Upstage, lads! This is my ooonly number -GETS EATEN BY BEAR-

I met a pizza delivery guy from my old neighborhood when I went away to college… He was an ROTC guy and said that he used to pack a Desert Eagle when he was delivering in my neighborhood. I'd never even thought twice about seeing the police raid crackhouses a couple blocks over before.

the girl with the lead shoes better have masive quads or I'm out!

Almost every shot in A Very Long Engagement is both ridiculous and perfect

Candy gram.

Where do I get my permission slip that allows me to like movies that are openly racist?

what about Rio Bravo ? I mean Assault On Precinct 13 ? I mean SWAT ? I mean Ghosts Of Mars ?

and Famke Janssen was better!

worth mentioning that Dennis Leary's coach/advisor for his role in this film basically inspired the excellent (RIP Bill Nunn) show the Job