MY BODY IS READY

wait'll you hear this part: Maura Tierney is in it

Where's all the hand-wringing about ker being Kenyan, not Ugandan?

yeah, they speak English just fine in Uganda. Swahili too, so she should be comfortable there if she actually shot on location.

There was one great scene in all this, and that's El Salvidad dismissing Chunky DiCaprio's attempts to scare him. That kid was supposed to be menacing? It felt like that Mission Impossible movie where I'm supposed to think Tom Cruise and Philip Seymour Hoffman are tough guys when they really look like they're about to…

there's a lot of bland Missouri, in my experience

two bits, four bits,
six bits, a peso!
All for Zorro,
stand up and say so!

not to mention Romans, Celts, and ancient Phoenicians had significant trade with very distant groups

FORTRAN

Frankenstein is a form of homunculus, not just reanimated but reconstructed. Frankenmountain may be as well, since there was an implication that Qyburn was using dwarf heads in this work somehow.

I am stoked to see the little girl in charge of Bear Island getting geared up for battle

still holding out for Food Of the Gods

he's gonna look like Ravana, and it's going to destroy the CGI budget

that movie is great, but Mariel Hemingway really drags it down IMO

Sir "Not Appearing In this Film" ?

oh yeah, House Payne are tough - I hear they'll serve your ass like John McEnroe, and if your girl steps up they're smackin' the ho

so bad it drove you to drink?

this checks out

sure you did, but did it see you baby?

Sarah Jessica Hodor