my parents still have an Amigo from 1992 or so that runs like a top

I saw the Missing Person at a film festival, and it made me want to watch everything else he's done… also sit down and cry

"Hey hey hey! Don't take it out on the Tick! He didn't hop into bed with a national treasure and kill him with his pink secrets!"

"We're with the government"
"ehh… No thanks, we've got all the government we need"

Maybe I'll rewatch Cashback instead

yeah, it really wasn't an awful flick

yah, but if he's not immortal he would be about 10 years old at the time

*the best episode of Pokemon ensues*

I figured he was apologizing for his lack of fingers making it hard for him to hold a sword

Are you saying Ellsworth is actually immortal and somewhere along the way he switched from reasonably ethical gold miner to amoral arms dealer?

does that mean she gave an oral recitation of the whole thing? impressive

#DeathSoWhite

I guess this is a big thing because reggae artists have stopped?

I always thought Baudolino was the easiest book of his to read

yes, SouthWest Texas - wide swaths of green grass, trees, and not a brown person in sight!

the only downside of her part was she actually had to say "not so much a coalition of the willing but a coalition of the billing" - it was really sad how proud the writer was of that line

I'm going to assume that Undercover Brother didn't make the list because Chris Kattan somehow manages to ruin every scene he's in?

shhh! nobody tell him about Texas toast!

in fact, severely reduced pay all around!

sure, but "stories about black people, starring black people, written by black people" is how you get Tyler Perry movies. I think we can all agree that that's not going to help.