Agreed. He’s always come across as a burned-out hardcore drug user who never truly left the gutter he lived in for several years. Also, between the fried brain and trashy accent, I can’t understand a freakin’ word he says.

This just in. Woody Allen has announced that he will be directing a movie scripted by Russell Brand, stating “Russell Brand is fantastic, and I really see myself in him.”

Louis CK is set to star in the lead role.

This is mind-boggling. I guarantee you that no-one with power gives enough of a fuck about Brand to frame him for anything. He’s actually less relevant to public life than ever before, thanks to his alt-right grifter reinvention.

Oh, well if ELON supports him... he’s definitely GUILTY (Seriously. NOT said in sarcasm).

The cast of That 70s Show have also weighed in to remark that Russell Brand is often not as late as you might expect him to be.

“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.

It can't be that hard to proofread the damn headline.

I mean, he used the word articulate, which in the context of race is about as loaded as you can get.

Sure, Jann.

There is so, so much to unpack here regarding Wenner and how The Masters ended up the way that it is. At it’s core, it’s not complicated: His entire career is/was guided by biases that he refuses to recognize and combat. Thus, a rock retrospective that looks very little like the actual history of rock and roll, but…

Well, that accounts for that Sunday, but how about apologizing for every other day you’ve existed in the public sphere?

Kurtwood, too. Super disappointed. He’s one of my favorite actors.
Guess the real dumbass was in the mirror all along.

Ugh hadn’t heard Debra Jo was in on it too..... Why Kitty?!

A little warning to anyone who’s interested in checking out the original book: it’s horribly dated with its portrayal of Elon Musk as an uber-badass who has genuinely invented all kinds of cyborg technology, some of it implanted in himself.

I appreciate how brightly-colored and -lit everything was. Aquaman is ridiculous and this is exactly what a live-action Aquaman movie should look like. (I have no illusions that this movie will be good by any traditional metric.)

Many years ago, my friend circle overlapped with some people who worked in his writers room so I’d occasionally get the behind the scenes gossip at parties, and the word then was that he was painfully unfunny and hard to work for.

Honest question: does anyone under the age of 40 enjoy Bill Maher? I had a few years where I watched Real Time. Then I saw Bill Maher’s movie Religulous and he came off so smug and unlikable, even more so than on Real Time, that I was rooting for the really chill Jesus impersonator at a Christian theme park in Florida…

The is such a snobby self sucking asshole that of course he's also a scab.  I sincerely hope writers don't forget this.

The young Ahsoka is played by Ariana Greenblatt, having a hell of a year between this, Barbie, and 65 (which I really liked and I don’t care what anyone else says). You might also remember her as the young Gamora in Infinity War. I can’t wait to see where her career goes from here after becoming so accomplished at her…

Bro, I am just going to be honest, as I have read your reviews from the start.....you REALLY suck at your chosen profession. Enjoy your snarky little in jokes and decidedly self indulgent ability to shit on everything. You remind me of a “cool kid” in high school and a weirdly toxic SW fan in equal measure. Why even…