Seriously, Guillermo Del Toro won an Oscar and Ron Perlman is still alive.

Point of order: It’s entirely possible to have had a less than idyllic childhood and still feel like, for lack of a better term, that “adulting is hard”.

After Life was one of the worst things I have ever watched. And every time I looked up reviews, it was people on Twitter saying it was one of the best shows they have ever seen and all of the critics were wrong. So I kept watching because I thought it would get good. It actually got worse.

Did you know that he’s an atheist??

“Sorry shows like Jessica Jones with strong female characters, but we really feel like Ricky Gervais has something to say.”

An origin story for the character who needs no origin story. 

Netflix’s online movie selection is shit and has been for a long time. 

Yeah, as usual, Hollywood actors talk the talk but at the end of the day they’ll do pretty much anything and work with pretty much anyone as long as it prolongs their fame and wealth.

It’s unbelievable how aggressive it is. Anyone collecting any data on me should know they’re barking up the wrong tree, but every single time I go to YouTube it’s trying to shove alt-right weirdness down my throat in the videos it suggests to me. It feels far more intentional than just letting them get posted; it…

Thank Disney for forcing theaters into showing their movies for extended periods and taking a bigger cut, eventually shuttering most movie theaters except for some select ones which only show Disney movies and other giant production company films, so that some big cities will have a couple theaters for niche audience…

But it’s still okay for big studios to give Oscar bait limited December releases to beat the cutoff before dumping them into a wide January release.

Bad Moms: Endgame

When it comes to the kids, I’m all about cleaning up YouTube. If it says Kids in the title, it better be squeaky clean. That should not be a difficult task.  

That story came out just after he died, and noted specifically that he had cameos in the can for the then-forthcoming Avengers 4, Captain Marvel, Into the Spider-Verse, and Wreck-It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet.  None of which were lies, so I think you’re misremembering things.

A few years ago, a friend’s daughter had to do a talk at junior high in costume as someone who changed the world.

Same with me. “It always fits, eventually.” I choked up in the theater.

The Captain Marvel one is my favorite, actually - mostly for  Brie Larson’s smile...

Counterpoints: Spiderverse, Spider-Man 3, Ragnarok, GOTG Vol. 2

I appreciate his Incredible Hulk cameo because it’s the only one where he’s actually important to the plot, despite only having a few seconds of screentime.