I know this has been a passion project of Andy’s for years and I love the guy...but one has to wonder why this story. The 2016 film featured a decent combination of the Disney film and the Kipling novel. At the point that it was released and made like a billion dollars why did he keep chugging along on this one? I’m su…

I wonder what ways they’ll rip off Toy Story in this one

Step Brothers is one of those movies where the jokes are so so so dumb but the cast is entirely game and giving it their all throughout the entire thing that it really sells it. Just thinking of the sleepwalking scene where Reilly and Ferrell are just wrecking the house while mumbling with their eyes closed and the…

in Vince Gilligan I trust.

WATEEER SUCKS! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS! OHHH WATER SUCKS! IT REALLY REALLY SUUUUCKS

I feel like a C grade is par the course for this studio. Illumination settles for “passable enough” to fill seats with eye candy and meme-worthy jokes that’ll tickle middle aged moms and celebrity power. I think they’ve even gone on record with saying they’re not trying to make art, but just content that have mass…

Illumination Entertainment is the worst and Meledandri is a hack whose successes lie in generating the most milquetoast content that fills seats with the likes of Minions or animals singing pop songs rather than genuinely wanting to tell a good story

2019 Austin: “Uh oh! I’m problematic, baby!”

i’ll retread what the general consensus is. first one is great, sequels delved too deep into reusing toilet and fat jokes. but i’ll add that is now really a great time to be reviving a series where the main male character’s defining personality trait is “horny”

This show will always hold a special place in my heart. As a Texan I find it especially hilarious, some episodes are practically more of a documentary than a sitcom. But even if I weren’t, the humor in the show is so understated and underappreciated in finding most of its humor in its characters (who could by all…

I saw this movie on tv as a kid and the Morlocks were to this day one of the scariest things I’ve seen in film. Then you read the book and find out that cannibalism aside they’re just trying to get by and putting in the hard work. Hopefully the remake is a little more sympathetic to their plight.

I’ll admit, ever since the first trailer for this headache came out i’ve had a case of schadenfreude in waiting to see just how badly this is going to bomb at the box office

aw cmon Kurt Russell as Santa is gonna be terrible yet goofy fun and you know it

i’m in the pool who unfortunately had to learn about who this guy is when the suicide video went down last year but good lord all this interview shows is that he’s learned nothing. his priorities still lie on his ego, his public image, his money, and “me me me me me”. I’m so fucking exhausted by youtuber culture and an…

They did this overseas 20+ years ago with Australia’s Naughtiest Home Videos which was supposedly so bad the network CEO called into the station yelling “get that shit off the air!” and the broadcast was immediately replaced with a Cheers rerun

Look it up. funny bit of tv history

man I wish I had your optimism but I gave up any hopes of this dude being impeached when it was several months into his nightmare administration and the public just shrugged off each previous crime in favor of outrage towards the latest. this whole experience has been so fucking exhausting and at this rate even once…

“Winston always loved the drink...and in the end it was the drink that killed him.”

“How horrible, he was an alcoholic?”

“No. Hit by a Guinness Truck”

I opened this expecting Happy Feet 3 news

yeah i’ve seen one or two interviews where she’s said something along the lines of “you think that’s hard? try being a conservative in Hollywood” which is ugh but man, those Maxim photos. My years of developing into adulthood owe a lot to those

I figured it out. this is the Bad Place.