this thing is never going to get made and i’m okay with that

going off your comment, I didn’t realize this article was about Family Guy

it absolutely blows my mind that this passed $500 million domestic only to collectively be shrugged off by most and considered forgettable by around its home video release. that amount of money usually happens for the MCU or Star Wars films these days but people really wanted to see that terrifying cgi Mrs. Potts on…

they already made that movie a year ago. it didn’t do very well

combination of opening against the final Harry Potter and Disney barely marketed it. between that and Cars 2, 2011 was not their finest summer

I love my SNES Classic but man was it a bummer that they only got the first Donkey Kong Country when Diddy’s Kong Quest is easily the highlight of the series and one of the best platformers ever made

sure, Jan

nah i’ve already gotta see this shit everywhere else. i’m sick of it.

agreed. it’s basically the equivalent of Sausage Party (which i’ll admit had some redeemable aspects) where the overall big sell is “what if something that’s usually seen as for kids said FUCK and had SEX and smoked WEED”

if I could not see videos about MatPat and youtuber “film theorists” who feed in to the current internet culture of clickbait thumbnail ALL CAP SENSATIONALISM...that’d be pretty cool

wait. never mind. I just remembered he was the cow on the Barnyard cartoon filling in for Kevin James. that IS pretty talent-worthy

Hannibal Buress voice: Baseball movies is the same

Whether or not he’s guilty another point worth raising is why the fuck do people like him enough to merit celebrating his return? This dude’s career is literally built off recapping other people’s work and nerd bro culture

this guy’s keepin’ Xenu in business!

while every one of my facebook friends was losing their shit over the price drop last August I knew it would realistically be too good to last. Honestly amazed they held out for as long as they did. Got a hell of a lot of mileage out of mine before jumping ship right before the surge price implementation. All things co…

Xenu gifted him with endless stamina so long as he uses his powers for the films that allow Scientology to keep on cashing those big checks

I was hoping Cruise had replaced his parachute with a giant anvil or a spare tire or something

yeah season 1 is essentially their debut album with the stuff they’re best known for. not that season 2 didn’t have some great stuff like Hurt Feelings but I Told You I Was Freaky and Demon Woman were definitely a little lacking creatively

i’ll agree the end of season 2 showed they were getting spread pretty thin (especially some of those songs) but damn it all if Rhys Darby didn’t deliver in every single scene he was in from start to finish

literally all of your recent comments have been bending over backwards to defend a guy whose discernible talent is looking handsome and snarkily talking about other peoples content

Oh. I guess he was also the main cow on the Barnyard cartoon. You can keep him.