Just seeing this image activates my fight or flight response

on a regular basis I remember the scene where Jay and his sister get all of NYC to actually clean up the entire area’s pollution and throw a ticker tape parade to celebrate it only for the parade to immediately make everything dirty again

quick! nobody criticize Tina Fey or she’ll make another entire episode about how you’re wrong!

honestly good for him. I’m glad he’s willing to stick with his guns on quality over quantity and tweak his show to a format that he’s clearly having more fun with

fresh food is great...if you can afford it. frozen still offers a lot of cheaper longer-lasting options so i’m sticking with em.

I’m glad i’m not the only one who clearly googled this guy the minute I heard his name

A good sign: Lawrence Kasdan, of Empire Strikes Back fame, co-wrote it.

i remember seeing trailers for that during the Oscars and I just cannot buy into putting someone as beautiful as JF in a role that’s meant to tbe the dumpy middle-aged mom just trying to get by

I plan on still using mine so long as the $10 a month is in place but it’s definitely made me re-think getting one for my mom for mothers day since I’d feel like a shitty son hyping up this cool feature that inevitably doesn’t seem like it’ll hold for more than a few more months at this rate

Even if it’s funny and just vague enough, it’s still kind of weird that a popular meme is a sizeable plot twist to the end of the biggest movie right now. I mean i’m laughin and saw it opening night, but if I hadn’t been able to then I could have easily pieced together what this meant plot-wise which would have…

freaking out a large portion of your customer base out of the blue and warding off potential newcomers in the midst of other recent concerns certainly doesn’t sound like “marketing 101" to me

I’ll defend season 4 in that it had more than a handful of moments that made me thankful to have it back “Hello? Daddy needs to get his rocks off!” But i went in knowing it would never reach the heights of the original and enjoyed it as such. For the love of Gob, just make sure Franklin has an appearance in 5

Stark wasn’t left alone on Titan. He had Nebula with him. And i’m rooting for her to be the one who delivers the fatal blow to California Raisin Supreme

ah, i was wondering when the idiot who usually completely misses the point in favor of their own agenda would weigh in

he has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

I remember absolutely nothing enjoyable about Dumb and Dumberer 14 years ago aside from Bob Saget’s two-minute rant of seeing the melted Hershey’s chocolate smears and hysterically shouting “IT’S SHIT. HE SHIT ALL OVER MY BATHROOM” repeatedly

Rip Torn’s delivery of “you can eat the god damn roast beef or you can go to *BED*” is one of the pinnacles of acting

give it a rest, my dude

Nobody loves patting themselves on the back for actions they were complicit in more than Hollywood!

it’s crazy to think that ever since buzz started picking up four-five years ago around the same time as Hannibal brought prominent attention to it, the news has been nothing but back and forths on nothing actually happening to him, but finally justice