That's fucking hilarious.But only if you're being sarcastic.

The double D gets my up vote.

Make sure you can play a mandolin before trying to play it in the kitchen.
It's the 127th leading cause of kitchen injuries.

That is also why it's called a "movie" and not a Battfield Damage Assessment that a military leader or squad would do after a exchange of fire with the enemy. They examine the details and order of events to get a general idea of why what just happened in an engagement with the enemy happened. JJ Abrams is not the…

In the Pines, in the pines, where Will Smith refuses to smile…
….except for that fourth wall breaking, teeth-sparkling money shot smile for a quick second.
Will Smith was Deadpool, right?

Jeeves lightly approves to polish me.

You mean those 70's movies where there was 20 minutes of footage between any actual spoken words? Because Art?

It's got ELECTROLYTES. That's why.

Wait, what are people saying?
It wasn't the alcoholic, always angry father; kids beating on me at school; mother too busy trying to pay bills that said father can't pay because drinking; totally indifferent school personnel that invented the phrase "shut up and sit down"; the weird, wannabe mafioso relatives that had…

He WAS , in fact, talking about you and other real orphans.
"BWAHAHAHA", said Feig.

That must be why "Da Jesus" recently said he would not be in another Transformers movie.
He basically said that he did it for the money.
A brother's gotta eat, son.

Parcells is the original "Big Tuna". But there's room in the world for another one. Unless you're my age, or yours apparently, and have experienced both.
Then it's time to .. sigh.

They were so ahead of their time.
Jay: "What the fuck is the internet?"
Ben Affleck as Banky or Holden but not them, he was the guy in Chasing Amy who inked comics - or one of those characters, and yeah I know the two I just named were played by Jason lee, but I'm too lazy to click on my iMDb link:
"its a place where…

The White Stripes came along and saved rock. i don't care what anyone says. In 2000, they had a few albums out and literally saved us from the nothingness rock was left with after the 90s.

Bring the horn section back!!

YEAH. In Space Matt Damon is a wanted man!! Even though he's dead!!

And really, I kept thinking throughout the book: "There gonna spend all that money to rescue one guy on Mars?"
Yeah, in the book, they spend a sentence or two on why they need to rescue him, but…wait…did the rest of those guys go all the way home yet?

Wait a minute???? Kristen Wiig??? I'm so there. She wasn't funny in the terrible Walter Mitty, either, before I hear that comment. I don't care. She's got so much talent and personality that she makes everything better just by being in it.

It's INTERPLANETARY.

In this case, you'll be glad they dumbed down the constant descriptions of his food/sustenance production. It's like, half the book. And for no reason. It should take all of ten seconds of exposition in the movie. You'll perhaps be glad.