I’m so tired of hearing about this “lifestyle.” If God wanted us to run, why are our asses so big and comfortable? Q.E.D.

will be broadcast on PBS probably oct or so (as of now)

She’s been cast in Moana, which Lin is also writing the songs for, so she has that going for her.

Headless chickens don’t flounce.

She really can’t keep her niece safe without everything coming out. How is her niece going to explain never coming home or refusing to be alone with her father? She’s just dumping crap on her niece and making her deal with it. That’s not how an adult trying to keep someone more vulnerable safe behaves.

They should do a reboot with an all-female cast instead.

ok but can we speculate on whether or not she bathes in the blood of virgins or is an actual vampire because girlfriend does not age???

I just can’t imagine saying “don’t tell mom, but your dad tried to rape me.” It’s a huge burden. And I can’t imagine the niece isn’t dependent on dad if mom is.

I can’t figure out what the LW wants to accomplish. Is she afraid for niece’s safety? Does she want the nirce to know her father is awful? I feel like if she’s not going to tell her sister, she shouldn’t tell her niece. Otherwise she’s putting the niece in a very awkward position.

It’s quite subtle and effective actually, since it insinuates that a grown woman’s testimony is really just the fantasy of some confused teenage girl.

Yes, but if he did abuse her when his mother died, why were they eating dinner months earlier in a restaurant?

Bobby Brown claims he fucked a ghost.

Insurance companies are just horrible when it comes to anything breast related.

You win today.

What?! Bey’s style has always been incredible.

She was born in 2007 and has no memory of a time when we didn’t have a black man as our president. She goes to school with kids from all over. She and her dad speak Spanish at home. She came home yesterday telling me that it’s important to be considerate of fasting classmates during Ramadan.

Her world is so different…

also:

Kylie doesn’t want her older sister’s rebound cock, she’d much rather have her brother’s baby momma’s baby daddy’s cock back anyway thank you very much.

Ah yes, let’s make snarky comments about a super talented young musician for getting inspired by something we might not understand.