There’s so, so many male tears.

I bet she whispered “boo” in his ear.

My husband uses all of my bath products and then insists he only wants the combo shampoo/bodywash for himself. But I know what’s going on in there. Oh, I know.

If they had discussed it before hand and the wife was cool with it, whatever. It seems like she’s fine with it now so no harm no foul.

*sigh*

THANK YOU! I’m really fucking excited. Kinda can’t think of anything else right now. I hope to god it sticks.

He’s also Mr. Lisa Bonet. I mean, together they are a beauty kersplosion that I cannot handle.

Technically we are all perpetually two weeks pregnant... even when we’re not. #science

Jason Momoa is the best. Also:

Mmm. Jason Momoa. How can one human be so fucking beautiful?

Getting a lot of mileage out of this gif today. Gisele, I’m looking at you.

Many things are dwarfed by her boobs.

You know what isn’t awful? THEM SHOULDERS. Goddamn swimmers.

“Ok. I do keep quiet on this every time it pops up on Jez, but... there is no proof he did anything.”

There is a great article from Matt Seitz about this topic:

This is completely incorrect. The prosecutor in the case stated that there was probable cause to go ahead with charges, but Dylan was so fragile that he didn’t want to pursue them. Woody spent millions of dollars pursing his allegations that Dylan had been coached and he lost every time. This information is public…

Preach.

She is motivated by love for kids. Her heart is fearless.

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

The number of people who have no fucks to give for Allen’s behaviour really amplifies the horror of his behaviour.