half unrelated but if someone doesn’t stick amy schumer in a dress with a structured shoulder soon i will secede from this nation

Yyyyup. Of the States on April 26 who voted, I believe RI was the only semi closed state (the rest were closed). And where did he win? RI, by 12 points! I realize that Indiana wasn’t by as much and he’s lost some, but it certainly makes a difference.

“a repressive nation whose residents can barely even google luxury goods”

Claire Danes in LED Zac Posen is killing the theme!

Welcome to the Canadian nightmare: strategic voting. We have three major political parties and almost every election leads me into an existential crisis about whether to vote my conscience, vote to stop the conservatives from winning, or whether to even vote at all. Throw in the majority/minority factors and…

yes, girl. you explained it much better than my emotional argument.

I’ll say this: I’ve voted crossover before, but never for the worst candidate.

Ted Cruz is DEFINITELY not the zodiac killer. He wasn’t even on this planet yet. So can we stop this ridiculousness! Everyone knows getting here from Gorrhruop takes at least a thousand years. And like once he got here he was so busy murdering neighborhood dogs and drinking the blood of ten thousand squirrels that he…

‘So what look are you going for, for your wedding?’

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

Good for you and thanks for sharing your story. I had bilateral breast cancer two years ago. Two different cancers ! I always knew my boobs were special.

All I know is that Netflix thinks I am so gay, all my recommendations are gay-themed. My family abroad uses my login and I wonder if they now think I’m gay, too, and they’re too afraid to ask me. I chortle to myself about this at least once a week.

The Obamas have always been activists. We haven’t heard the last from them.

“He’s quite close, isn’t he?” is a fucking perfect royal burn.

But who’s that other woman in the video? The one who looks like Kim but is not one of the sisters?

Yas queen.

+1 Chill as fuck relationships - been in one for 10+ years

Mine isn’t. Granted it’s only about a year and a half old, but it’s chill as fuck whereas every relationship I’ve had before it has definitely been exhausting.

Cholula? How bougey.