Who says Trump can’t get big entertainers for the inauguration???

How long before Rob Schneider is a cabinet member?

Trump certainly has a way of bringing washed up actors out of the woodwork.

*slow clap*

Deuce Bigalow: Civil Rights Gigolo

Donald Trump isn’t even real brand-name Cheetos. He is a dollar store knockoff called Cheezy Puffz that expired two years ago.

As a Jew of Spanish descent, fuck that bullshit straight off a cliff.

Look, this type of patting ourselves on the back for every misstep in his campaign is what got us in this mess to begin with.

Did you ask him if he prefers the ACA to Obamacare?

I recently met a man who was born in 1981.

Thats because your average white supremacist lives in a trailer with his wife/sister and about 30 dogs doesnt have $20 to his name.

Wait for the photos/news coverage on a channel not covering it. NOTHING will sting Trump more than low ratings- it’s all he cares about. And then we can all tweet him about how much higher Obama’s ratings were- ala Trump himself to Schwarzenegger.

The free market is saying that demand is low for inauguration tickets? Too bad the free market lost big and has been failing for years - check the ratings! The free market is a Hillary flunky and one of the most over-rated markets ever. Now part of the dishonest media. Sad!

illegitimate PEOTUS can’t sell out own inauguration. weak leadership, total loser. sad!

Lol was thinking the same. He probably handed the phone to his driver to type up, because he didn’t want to be bored for 25 seconds thinking about MLK. But the breathless, authentically Grand Cheezwizard rant about SNL arrived like clockwork.

He really can’t resist, can he? He knows that every week Baldwin’s gonna tear him a new one, and he knows he can’t handle it, and yet he still watches.

Eventually, some how, some way, I do have faith that this despicable piece of failed humanity will be laid low by his own doing. And I cannot fucking wait. I will literally dance with joy.

It begins:

Which mortifies me!

Actually, SNL nailed it. Pence will be president inside of this calendar year.