What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

Also, he’s a vindictive wacko and some in the Republican Party would love to open our national parks for mining and development.

The more we hear of what the Republicans have planned, the more I’m reminded of one of the last things said by Hijikata Toshizō near the end of the Meiji Restoration... He knew at that point that their war was hopeless, but asked what history would say of the Tokugawa Shogunate if nobody fought to defend it. Even…

I’m still going with rock stupid. I’ve seen too many of his type in my classrooms—all bluster to cover up the fact that they don’t have the capability of abstract thought. Talks a good game but when it comes down to it has nothing of substance to say; that’s stupidity masquerading as bravado. You say he knows…

Bless his heart.

Obama has class.

I am so, so glad that I was too young to be aware of anything going on during the Bush years. I think I would have rage stroked. And I’m sure what’s coming will be even worse.

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Here’s a special message for anyone who voted for Trump: go fuck yourself with a barbed-wire encrusted baseball bat dipped in tar and ground glass. This includes people in my own family. Fuck ‘em all.

I have felt physically ill, off-kilter, angry, and depressed since the election, and I finally figured out why.

BANANAS republic.

Or maybe the way in which America embraced all these reality shows was just a symptom of the decline of education and intelligence that allowed this orange excrement to get elected.

I know, right? Dean lets out an exuberant yelp and his campaign is done for. Nixon sweats during a political debate and gets creamed. Donny boy is a thrice-married, serially sexual assaulting, sniffling liar and he gets elected President.

Here you go, for a touchstone:

I dunno guys I’m just thankful we didn’t end up with that AWFUL woman with her EXTREMELY conflict-filled AAA-rated life-saving CHARITY as president though, right?

Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.

Someone at work (a fellow HRC voter) told me to lighten up about all of this, and all I asked for were like 2 fucking days where he didn’t do something crazy. Two days where he doesn’t tweet at private citizens or make up lies about companies or the government or the media. Just two goddamn days.

Dude, a Howard Dean scream was once seen as the height of insanity.

Ever since this orange shitstain got elected, absolutely nothing surprises me anymore. Like, any single one of the many absurd headlines he makes every day would have seemed noteworthy or controversial maybe 5 years ago. Any single one of his racist/sexist/ableist/etc. comments, any single conflict of interest, any…