Dolly is a national...nay WORLD treasure. Please don’t mention her in articles about that human pustule.

I am hoping beyond all sense that in 4 years (!) people will look around at the damage that a billionaire huckster and his corporate slave party have unleashed and say “capitalism is fucking awful.”

History will record the time of death as 11/8/16, with the time since just being a series of death rattles as gases escape the body through the mouth and anus.

now dolly parton and i are in a fight.

Is there really any point in continuing this thing (i.e, America)?

“If providing a platform for white supremacists makes me a brilliant tactician, I am proud to have lost,” she said. “I would rather lose than win the way you guys did.”

Eh, I don’t have a president the next 4 years.

Why does Conway insist on using phrases like “your protesters” as if the Clinton camp controls those who don’t like Trump? The Clintons have nothing to do with the reasons why I’m objecting to Trump. I protest him because he’s  nasty, ignorant piece of garbage and objecting to him is my patriotic duty.

This is the most fucking amazing thing ever.

Don’t worry guys! Someone set up a GoFundMe for Conway’s much needed exorcism:

Conway: sure, my candidate was a pussy-grabbing racist ignoramus, but he was a pussy-grabbing racist ignoramus who connected with voters and seemed authentic. Your candidate was an intelligent, experienced, qualified candidate who seemed aloof or insincere and therefore did not connect with voters. So..... fuck you,…

1. I wish we had a video of this.

Kickstarter here we come!

I kind of want to expand this idea into an interactive website with flash cards and trivia and terrible Fallout-esque Vault-Tec cartoon drawings of the coming apocalypse/dystopian future.

I am scared shitless by this guy. He is delusional and has decided that the best way to deny his Blackness is to be a bigger white supremacist than the supremacist next door. He must have had one fucked up childhood to come out this way.

I realize there are likely more important things to parse here but, um, a newborn died in a jail and no one lost their shit about that anywhere?

Twist: Sometimes he wears a black hat.

See also: women who think women shouldn’t vote and/or work.

This is one of the most dangerous people in America folks. For years This man has been encouraging white supremacists to take violent action against people of color. He had coded it in “straight talk”. But he knows what he is doing and He has been insulated by his job and by making it clear that he will go out and be…

I know this is petty, but damn, get some v05 for your hair Kellyanne.