A lot of the original musical segments got cut for the DVD/Netflix releases due to legal bullshit.

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Actually, that song, and this band, sucks.

Actually, that song, and this band, sucks.

I used to love that movie when I was 10!  I saw it like 3 or 4 times.

I used to love that movie when I was 10!  I saw it like 3 or 4 times.

Yeah, I really like that album.  It's there first straight up hip-hop album since Paul's Boutique.  It's fun.

The third cassette tape I ever owned was License to Ill.  My mom bought it for my birthday when I turned 11 or 12.  The "Parental Advisory" logo was covered up by the price tag and she had no clue what she was giving me.  I've never been the same.  MCA always seemed like the more aloof or intimidating one, initially…

Yes, they both do.  That song is one of the worst "alternative" songs of the year, and obviously, Glee is the nadir of American culture.

the kind of people who would sit through a biopic about Joni, Carole and, Carly deserve nothing less than Taylor Swift.  Maybe when Jim Croce and James Taylor get a biopic they can cast Bieber (in which role I can care less).

Z'Doh!

Anybody every see Gallo in the French erotic/philosophical vampire film Trouble Every Day?  It's absolutely terrible, and he didn't even write or direct it, but it's like the part was written expressly to show off his creepy dickishness.

Especially now that Ebert is all handicapped and diseased. Think of the artistic potential!

Mike Love is awesome.  What a rambler!  I guess they had no time limit for speakers.

Don't matter, just don't bite it.

I once met Alice Cooper at the mall (in Hot Topic) when I was in high school.  He was shopping for a new cape for his act, he said.  He was with his teenage kids.  He had on really shiny Nike high tops.  After getting his autograph, me and my buddy went upstairs to Sbarro's and got some  pizza and watched him use the…

Yeah, Ministry will always have a special place in my heart.  LoMaH through Filth Pig is one of the greatest stretches of albums for any heavy band ever. (Yeah, i know people have mixed opinions about Filth Pig, but those people are wrong).  But nowadays, I'm kind of embarrassed to be a Ministry fan.  I mean, I…

Jesus Christ why are they remaking the Thin Man?  Depp can officially go fuck himself.

Apparently people need to watch "Heathers" and stop feeling sorry for themselves.  Bullying has never been a bigger topic than is now, yet it seems like teen suicide, at least media reports of it, is on the upswing.  Maybe if there was a national campaign called "Don't Be a Dick!" combined with some kind of anti-white…