Hockey is dumb.

Damn right he is 🇺🇸

Sounds like KG all over again.

It’s comforting knowing that Bill Simmons is crying somewhere.

At least Thurman doesn’t have dad balls.

As she cracks open a Colt 45.

My man Hamilton feels the Bern. The writing was on the wall when he won Wisconsin and Michigan in the primary. Shame on the Hillary camp for not putting more effort there. Bring on 2018!

No like the skin tone.

If only the Wizards were wearing orange.

America didn’t wanna get berned so it just shot itself.

The Undefeated is fine, but it’s no Grantland. Some of the crap that they write is awful.

Damn it Steve Harvey. This shouldn’t be a thing.

Like blowin a 3-1 lead.

Moscow by the Blood Pond.

Damn Canadians

It doesn’t qualify if they each can’t count to 69.

I’m already tired of his career.

Just did a random kayak search. The cheapest ticket was $599 rtrip. Fuck off.

Looks like he slipped on his dick. I mean disc.

Good catch, my bad. But still, Deadspin is reserved for bear videos and dick jokes.