Elden Ring really took everything I loved about Breath of the Wild and cranked it up to 11. I was actually worried that Tears of the Kingdom wouldn’t live up to that. Especially when I saw so much focus on (ugh) crafting in the trailers. But holy crap they managed to make the part of most modern games that I hate the…

The nanny state is when laws are enforced?

I love both versions of Daffy, but I love sarcastic, short-tempered, self-centred Daffy a little bit more.

I usually tend to think consoles look very stupid. They either try way too hard (original Xbox, PS5) or are just kind of off-putting, in my opinion.

Daffy > Bugs

Cecil Turtle has at least one more unmentioned appearance, showing up in The Looney Tunes Show (2011) where he torments Bugs as a particularly unhelpful tech support worker.

Mario 64 being so high on the list is pure nostalgia at work. Odyssey and 3D World are both MUCH better games that only improved on the formula it established. Even the original Super Mario Bros I go back and play all the time when I need to kill 15 minutes, but Mario 64 is virtually unplayable. I was excited to give…

Sounds like Linda Belcher.

The tutorial section of this game is brutal. I kid you not I have started this game three times and cannot get through the tutorial.

Video game adaptations have a long history of taking the approach that “I can write a better story than a videogame,” and then presenting you with a much, much worse story than was in the videogame.

I’m hoping now that Switch Online is much more fleshed out with the Expansion Pass and all that, and everything is tied to your one Nintendo account, and Virtual Console is finally dead, that there’s absolutely no way they will kill that service and everything should port over. Killing that service and forcing your…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this is the longest we’ve ever gone between mainline Mario games at this point, right? Feels like we’re due for one, or at least a new entry in the NSMB series.

HP Lovecraft is dead. Even if I straight up buy a Lovecraft book, HP Lovecraft will not see a cent of my money.

Also a newcomer to Souls games and Ranni’s was like the only questline I think I managed to follow through. I think I got lucky noticing the talk to doll cue at the one point of grace.

LOL I thought Radahn was mandatory because I couldn’t figure out what to do at that point in the game. Then again I also couldn’t find the bridge into Leyndell for a ridiculously long time either.

So, I was late to the party on Elden Ring, as I only picked it up in the new year, but I beat it last night and got the Age of Stars ending. I had no idea it was the endgame, or even that it was the final boss, though I suspected I was pretty late in the game at 140 hours, and Godfrey was so hard I figured he was the…

I don’t know how to tell you this, but putting a wall or barrier between you and a speedy clawed monster than will charge directly at you if it even hears the slightest sound is what most people would call A Good Idea™.

1996 RAM prices laugh at your assertion of “astronomical” 2018 RAM prices.

I dunno, I think something like Knives Out shows that if you get the right kind of star power together with a script that’s actually good, you can have these kind of big budget breakout hits. It’s not doing Marvel movie business, but it was a $40 million dollar movie that made back 8x its budget, which is the exact…

The 80s had Ghostbusters.