True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

I dunno, I feel like Stewart is straining for a point here. Caitlyn has not yet proven herself to be smarter or kinder or more athletic or better at business or whatever than she was when she was called Bruce. Literally all we know is that she’s presenting as a woman now, looks great, and seems happy. What else are…

Nice try, JONATHAN.

she is beauty, grace, intelligence, everything good, personified.

Not sure why people go out to eat if they can’t afford to tip.

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

I think it is some strong implied shade. I would be curious to see this in Shade Court.

I don’t get it either. You would think that police would want to get those cops that do this shit off the force and held accountable, because all they are doing is making life infinitely more difficult for those cops that ARE good cops and AREN’T violating people’s rights. But no, its like some sort of herd mentality.

My father, while trying to save money and not sound like a tightwad, did give me a marvelous piece of advice: Enjoy the day. Don’t get a gown you can’t walk in, can’t breathe in, and needs a bunch of attendants to hold the train and keep you from sweeping things off of tables. Don’t wear shoes that are painful or hard…

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

It looks good on you too. I swear. JUST DO IT