This is a VERY long article about James Kennedy and his Tuesday night DJ set at SUR and I read Every. Godamned. Word.

I don’t want to be cynical! I’m so happy! This is fantastic news! I want to celebrate this win because it is because of the Parkland kids, their hard work, their loud voices, their unrelenting will to keep pushing back that this is happening. Real change is happening and it feels so fucking good!!!!!

I really really really really really really want the outtakes from these. REALLY.

Good fucking god this is the dumbest shit. You celebrate the team that represents the city you live in winning the biggest sports event of the year by destroying the city you live in. Makes perfect sense you dumb assholes, I’m sure you’ve made everyone in Philly very proud.

I snorted tea out of my nose at the line about rushing ice cream to the freezer like a freshly transplanted heart.

That cat/kitten is so fucking cute I want to rip my spine out. Hopefully, I’m not the only one that responds to adorable things violently*.

Maybe its slightly different for a celebrity, but I know when I travel, I take all the shit I use ALL the time and to go without my skincare for 3 days would turn . my into a rage tornado the likes American Airlines has never seen.

I DONT WANT TO DO THIS BUT I HAVE TO CALL IT OUT BECAUSE I CAUSED A LITERAL UPROAR AT MY OFFICE JUST NOW

I stand firmly in the camp of “it’s not my word don’t use it, ever, even in a song” HOWEVER, I have absolutely sung along to a song (in fact, I think it was Bodak Yellow) and slipped up and started to say it. Not because I want to, but because its muscle memory when you memorize the lyrics to a song to say all the…

I totally understand the “fuck this guy” mentality, and by no means should he be forgiven, nor should we be praising him for coming out and acknowledging what, quite frankly, we’ve all known for about 5 years. However, I think this statement, lack of apology excluded, is pretty close to perfect. At the heart of any…

Yas. At one point I yelled out, “just fuck already!” and my boyfriend seemed very upset, like maybe they were just tender moments and they WERENT going to fuck. But they were, and they did, because everything is fucking on HBO.

I don’t feel like I’ve given the Nicki/Meek relationship all the attention that it deserves, but from the things I’ve read about the two them, this shit should have ended yesterday. I feel like Nicki has been acting way too clingy, and waaaayyy too desperate to marry this bonehead. Especially since he denies/feigns…

Last week we hosted a catered party for my boyfriends birthday, and the caterer put out guacamole and salsa as an appetizer. Only after every last drop of guacamole was devoured did I find out that it had peas in it. Apparently, putting peas in it really helps with the color and making it a super bright green AND it…

Anyone else gettin a little Lana vibe here? I love it, I’ve really been enjoying her as a real singer and not just a performer.

The next few days when police reports and interviews get released and it shows just how much of a raging racist piece of shit this kid is, will surely be interesting. I’m curious to see how Fox will continue to spin the story to avoid having to admit that racism still exists in our country.

The black guy comment is shitty. That being said...

Loling hard to this - I wish I had my praise jesus hands emoji

LOLOLOLOLOL YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT

As always, Jon Stewart tells it like it is.

She does! She does!!