She ate more than her share of pizza...and he’s taking it back!

Though it’s not a tabloid, I just saw this in the checkout aisle, and it creeped me out. This was probably already brought up a few weeks ago, but when Women’s Health airbrushed the shit out of Cameron Diaz for the cover, they gave her the Joker’s smile (Jack’s, not Heath’s).

Here’s a sneak peek at Dolezal’s “new” book:

He really has an obsession with the entire Trudeau clan’s sex lives, that’s one of his more famous rants, where ends up coming off as the most prudish dick to walk the face of the Earth. I have never been to a wedding ceremony where it is considered a rude sexual advance (or claim of ownership) for anyone other than…

The balding Sir Wilfred Laurier on the blue $5 bill must stay forever...I need my Spockified fives!

Ontario (which constitutes over a third of our population) elected a lesbian Premier, and our Prime Minister is going to be in Toronto’s Pride Parade this summer.

I know, WTF!

I remember that one, a real face-palmer. The CBC comments section really got bad about 6 weeks before the election, when the paid trolls figured out a flag meant auto-deletion. They started flagging any links posted countering “facts” that they claimed. They would delete the longest, most popular threads just a few…

Best I can do...

I can’t wait to see what that poisonous little toad Ezra writes about her this time!

I noticed in the pic of Malia that she sat beside Sandra Oh for supper, and now I have a strange, overwhelming curiosity to know what they talked about!

It’s nice to have a PM that other world leaders can stand to be in the same room with!

If you enjoy making fun of the absurd conspiracy theories and general BS some of the more colourful Rebel commenters post, you should check out this Facebook page!

What the hell is Tiegs lacing her Virginia Slims with?

Father: Donor #653N28

One of the best things about that sitcom was that it was the only one on TV that showed you don’t need to be anorexic to have an active dating life! With all the others, if they even allowed a “fat” (most weren’t even medically overwight, just Hollywood overweight) single female character to have a romantic storyline,…

I just imagined Joan Cusack putting on the nails she wore in Working Girl and clawing his face!

Comic books did it years before Michael Jackson!