The Ewoks are the Apex predator...the were roasting the dead storm troopers at the after party, and don’t forget they were going to do the same to Luke and Han when they first captured them!

Any chance it was the same guy with a machete that was nicer than “I’m not a vegetarian” lady?

Why is it that we don’t seem to be hearing much from Trump and the other crazy birthers about Ted Cruz’s eligibility to run? He fits at least two of the scenarios that they claimed Obama fell into (he didn’t) regarding his and his parents’ nationalities, that made him ineligible (they actually wouldn’t). I was looking…

I can’t believe no one’s asked this yet, but did you have to pay for the pants, or did you somehow make it out of the store without airing your dirty laundry?

Maybe she’s made herself a vacuum powered bathtub bong and started hot boxing the washroom with it.

My boyfriend and his brother in law (who is the one with celiac) both hate IPAs, and I only named the stuff they’d tried and said was drinkable. But here’s 5 gluten-free IPAs that they have never tried:

Thanks for posting this, totally not the music I was expecting from their name! I should have googled them earlier, when I read a story about a grandmother who was at the concert with her daughter and granddaughter...I thought it odd that all three generations would be into death metal!

I read in another story today (which i can’t find now) that one of the prostitutes he hired took photos of the HIV meds in his bathroom, and was threatening to send them to the papers. She was only one of several people who were blackmailing him.

New Grist and the Messenger are both gluten free beers. This could also be a chance for you to become a mead afficianado!

It’s available in a box set now...still good TV!

I figure my comment probably belongs here, as while I was reading the story, I thought someone will probably call Pinkham’s Law on me if I write it:

I just finnished making this baddass chocolate cake for my anniversary...my co-workers won’t get any, but I might let my boyfriend have some! Lol!

Have you seen Connie and Carla?

Hey!

Be careful what accent you read that in...oh hell, the vocabulary is so good, the crazy bitch would probably attack you regardless, while screaming “speak ‘Murican!”

We just spent a decade under it, but their tactics are far more sly. In 2005, Harper stood on Parliament Hill and declared to a group of cheering fans that he would overturn our new gay marriage law, and make abortion illegal again...he only managed a minority government with that, so he toned down the rhetoric, and…

This one’s my favourite! :-)

Actually that was the mantra of the PM we just kicked out!

Montreal smoked meat, preferably made in Montreal or Ottawa, served hot and stacked high! (If you choose Ottawa, I reccomentd Nate’s. I DO NOT RECOMMEND EATING AT AN OTTAWA DUNN’S I have worked there, you don’t want to know why, though I hear the ones in Montreal are good.