OK, so totally off topic, but best one-sentence yelp restaurant review ever.

Anytime anyone says something about Star Trek and something about drag in the same sentence, I see this!

Yup. I defended him from someone’s criticism earlier, on one point of his story, but after seeing the other 3 dozen posts he’s made since then and reading this review, no more sympathies!

I’ve worked at a restaurant or twelve. It has always been my understanding that when I pick up my food from the kitchen it is my duty to insure that it complies with what my table ordered. If my customer asked for no sauce, I don’t take out their order to them covered in a different fucking sauce! First, I mention it…

Ho-lee shi-et...

You’re semi right about the tough fucking cookies thing. Traditionally in Canada, if a government is unable to pass a major bill (this applies to majority governments too, but it has only ever happened to a minority one), such as the budget, Parliament is dissolved and an election is called...unless you’re fucking…

Copping a squat in a place where food is served is not acceptable under any circumstances. Had she taken her business out to the parking lot, then yes, I would defend her actions. When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go, but at least make some effort not to be an asshole about it.

I once went to a movie theatre where the floors were so bad that it took some effort to adjust your feet during the film. I specifically recall someone in the theatre saying how the floors were “worse than fucking dairy queen.”

The safest option, legally, is to not touch them at all, take a page from the Monty Python playbook, and simply fart in their general direction. Whether you do so silently or with a jarring report depends on the situation, but if done properly, you can even assure your boss that it was unintentional when the customer…

I’ve never considered ‘Phantom Menace’ to be bad judgement on her part, nor any other actor’s. Let’s face it, who in their right mind would have said no to Star Wars before seeing the embarrassing mess that was Episode 1?

So I’m sure you’ve seen it by now, but I just found this trending of Facebook:

When I was a kid, I remember having to wait an hour before we could board our return flight from Antigua because they had to sanitize the plane. I don’t think they spend more than 5 minutes these days. When we flew United to Costa Rica last year, the return flight from San Jose to LaGuardia was nasty. My tray had…

The other day there some die-hard Conservative Party of Canada supporter was bitching in a comments section about the “fascist lefty media conspiracy”. Now I’m used to this when the criticism is directed towards the Toronto Star, or the CBC, but this ass-hat was talking about someone who had posted three articles from…

The summer I worked in a movie theatre, I could take me and a guest to 1 free movie a week. My dad and I chose Mafia!, which looked amusing, but was the worst film we had ever seen. When it was finally over, we realized that despite the fact that it was free, we should have left anyways. We want our time back!

The Summer I worked in a movie theatre, I could take me and a guest to 1 free movie a week. My dad and I chose Mafie!, which looked amusing, but was the worst film we had ever seen. When it was finally over, we realised that despite the fact that it was free, we should have left anyways. We want our time back!

My brother used to be the same way, then he turned 6!

My was always telling me to be myself, that I was pretty no matter what anyone else said that I didn’t have to marry anyone, and if I did, that it should be someone who loves me, not some false persona I put forward for them. She was a bra-burning (litterally, she claims she actually did it once in college) 60s and…

I think you may appreciate my favourite Tom Cruise meme:

This article made me think of the time that Hawkeye almost had to kill Radar’s pet bunny to find out if Hot Lips was pregnant.