I hate when the soup of the day is gazpacho. There’s nothing wrong with it, but every time a restaurant I’ve worked in offers it, there’s always one asshole who can’t wrap their head around the fact that it is served cold. I even get why some people insist that it’s not soup if it’s served cold...even thought they are…

After nearly 20 years of dishwashing, hosting, serving, cooking, bartending, and management, I cannot watch anyone in the service industry get ragged on without stepping in. So many people percieve us as endentured servants, solely there to do their every bidding. And I know how most fromt of house employees will get…

The GOP is now starting to swing this off on a disturbing tangent. Sarah Palin went way the fuck overboard.

One very busy lunch hour, I stood behind a guy in line at Subway who started bitching out the sandwich artist for only having 8 types of buns available. I interupted him and told him that he was being a completely elitist dick for no good reason, seeing as they probably have the largest bread selection of any…

What happens when you ask for the James Bond secret menu:

Cool, Thanks!

Yup. I totally did not get that. I thought that they had substituted large chicken eggs for alligator eggs (like ‘dinosaur eggs’ on a fun kid’s menu), and the later query of “what are they” was for the rocky mountain oysters. When someone answered jallepeno poppers, I nearly busted a gut thinking about the poor guy…

Besides, the chicken is breaded.

Now that’s ironic, seeing as your Jewish friend won’t join you there for eating pork!

From what I gleaned while reading this thread, the KFC doubledown is a bunch of toppings between two peices of BREADED chicken, yes?

Wow. That is the complete fucking antithesis of both the moral and health arguments for being a vegetarian.

OMG that does sound delicious! Can you post the recipe? It sounds pretty straight forward, but then there’s spices and cooking times...

I don’t know if you have it in the States, but Canada has Kraft processed swiss cheese slices. They look just like their regular cheese slices, but white.

Pluralize that. I read last night that they got hacked a second time...

You must write home to find some more stories for us!

That doesn’t excuse picking out a pair that are so hideous on him. He pays someone to make sure he looks cool.

These are all great bonofied puns, guys!

When I searched for ‘South Park eek a penis’ on Google images, I found this amazing gem: