“Fans tuning into the first free practice sessions of the Australian Grand Prix”..... saw four guys in ill-fitting suits talking about basketball because ESPN screwed up their first F1 show and pushed it by an hour at the last moment. At least in the mountain time zone anyway. So my DVR has an hour of…

Have you looked into Hulu TV or YouTube TV? Both have the F1 but lack P1 & P2 coverage (missing ESPN 3).

I like my tires with 78% nitrogen and about 21% oxygen for best performance.

I’d rather get a Lotus Carlton if I’m getting a 90's performance sedan. Currently old enough for import (90-92) and at one point was the fastest sedan in the world.

England is a fucking mess with unit confusion. Beer is sold in pints, milk in liters, distances can be either kilometers or miles, and speeds are MPH for cars and trucks, but recorded in KPH for trains. It is worse than Texas, and Texas is pretty bad.

Some people have a hard time confronting their sexuality and shit.

“Trump elected president”

“No words in the English language suck more in racing than “event cancelled.””

I should have known he was up to no good when we played golf together and he barely missed a short putt and looked over at me and said “Thats not the first time ive rimmed out a four footer” and winked.

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

Wait, so we should judge sports based on how much has it done to kill Germans? Because in that case Alpine Skiing might be the winner.

Wrong the ideal situtation is that England ends up with Poland, Iran and Panama. Then spends the next 6 months bragging about what a cakewalk the draw is, and gets mathematically eliminated after match day 2.

New Zealand is a place that maintains the purest of sport: rugby.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

I don’t think you can really blame Trump for avoiding anything wth RICO in the name. I would too if I’d done that much business with the Genoveses and Gambinos.

Pauline Black is here to teach the children how it is done.

Joel Osteen is a piece of shit (obviously). But seriously, how does anyone look at a dude with that haircut/tie combo and think: 1. This dude clearly has the direct line to god and 2. I should give him all my money? Dude screams ‘snake oil salesman’ from a mile away. He’s one leather jacket away from being the shady…

There are good reasons why I don’t want to move away from Austin/San Marcos, and 99.99999% of them are “tracks with lots of runoff space.”

Nope.

They should re-make the stereos with modern bluetooth/MP3 storage. They would sell thousands.