“Look, there’s Rikki, Tikki AND Tavvi!”

#Who do you think you are kidding Mr.Hitler, if you think#

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

I’m guessing the sudden lack of any downforce over the back wheels helped the already-nervous handling characteristics by a great amount.

This is the only stance an Englishman needs:

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

What kind of action did Austria’s soccer federation take against their 11 for such shoddy play, and what kind of compensation did they recover?

Sued eight, and land

I was going to say that its rotting corpse will be playing the Packers on September 11.

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

“All I’m gonna do is write essays,” Jefferson said. “I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”

I just turned 50. Surprise twenty-somethings: so will you. Over fifty gamers will be you someday. One of us. One of us.

No they got it right.

Love how all the articles and videos that talked about this are using the wrong floppy disk images.

This is probably Ludacris’s boilerplate contract ride for when he tours. A lot of bands ask for stuff like toiletries and clean underwear when they tour, because, being on a bus and going directly from show to show, the venues are often the only chance they have to shower for long stretches between hotel stays.

And that's easily a 10-year old cock

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…

Never mind Pegaso, I cannot believe that they overlooked David Brown/Aston Martin!