You don’t know how entertainment is packaged and sold, and the value of an above-the-title star. This movie was released in 2002. Friends was still running at the time and still atop the ratings. Matthew Perry was one of the most famous people around. He almost certainly said “No,” to dozens of other potential…

I watched Octopus Teacher the other day to prep for this episode and the biggest thing I took from it was how shitty it would be to be a teenager and your dad just wanted to talk to you about this fucking octopus everyday for a year.

I think my only critique of Monkey Grifter is that they give too much away in the…

Jesus Christ, fat people need to shut the fuck up about other people’s experiences. I have gotten fat in recent years, and I hate it. I used to feel strong, fast, and healthy, and now my clothes don’t fit, I’m slower to do most things, I can’t even carry groceries into my apartment without tiring myself out. Being fat…

This whole “controversy” basically just boils down to “how dare Taylor Swift have/talk about insecurities, doesn’t she know she’s one of the beautiful privileged people?” These people can fuck right off. On the bright side, they’re clearly labeling themselves as “people whose opinions aren’t worth a damn”, so at least…

Just do your job, Death, and kill us all. Humanity had a nice run.

yeah, really disappointed with the backlash to that scene... it’s her experience, which she’s allowed to talk about, and it’s an indictment of all the things that lead to stuff like eating disorders and fatphobia.

I really hope you get about 300 stars for this. You especially hit the nail on the head that Swift is in a profession where the slightest bit of paunch will not only affect her career, but also lead to a flood of tabloid covers crucifying her for “letting herself go.” Practically everyone in the country wishes they…

Twitter really is a cancer on society and I hope Elon burns it to the ground. There’s many other things to dunk on Taylor for, but this is ridiculous. As a fat person I got what she was trying to convey easily. 

This is one of the most obnoxious, bloodthirsty, self-righteous articles I’ve read on here. This almost rivals the Ellie Kemper fiasco for ‘AV Club author desperately reaches to impugn artist’s character’ vibes.

This. That was exactly my takeaway from this moment in the video. No surprise that Gabrielle came away with this dumb take.  

SO HAVING THE SCENE WAS NOT GOOD, BUT REMOVING IT IS ALSO...NOT GOOD?JUST WHEN I THINK I HAVE FULLY UNDERSTOOD MORTALS...

Maybe Goldblum.

Body issues can happen to anyone, even the thin and fit. Despite being one of “the beautiful people,” they can see themselves as not. I am guessing that is what the scene is trying to portray. And it is accurate for some with this disease, as many who are thin see themselves as “fat and disgusting,” leading to things…

But how are they going to get Luis into the Quantum Realm?!

A super-violent character in a PG-13 movie? Sounds like Robocop 3.

“Heroes don’t kill people. Now let’s go support the troops.”

DRONEZ, I imagine, didn’t make the list because it doesn’t feel as immediate now that the NYC-hipster-edgelord Vice aesthetic it parodies has mostly gone out of fashion, but it’s a masterpiece that absolutely destroys its target.

how can you omit the first one “sandy passage?????”  that one is classic!!!!!  every time i watch it, i get that song stuck in my head!

Mr. Runner Up will always be my favorite. Such a quotable episode.

Teen? Macchio was 28!