May she live on as a doll who nags him about how fast he eats 

*laughs shriekingly*

You don’t get to sneer about twitter takes when your contribution involves the same thing PLUS monetization on behalf of awful people.

It would be better if we could get Tom Hulce.

There were rumors (no pun intended, I swear) that he was suffering from some kind of disease of the mind, which was leading him to get as many of these movies done, so he could have the dough for treatment and to support his family.

Damn. I hate that he didn’t get to have a comeback or one last great role.

How about the fact that we now have F Murray Abraham in the marvel universe?? 

shout out to the scene in the restaurant, made me instantly root for this sad, confused little man

Whether Rock will face Academy-backed repercussions for going off script isn’t clear.

The Flash is scheduled for a 2023 release.

The greatest trick The Devil  pulled is convincing us He’s a Fantastic Beast

The fact that “All the Old Knives” is NOT the title for the “Knives Out” sequel is only going to continue to perplex me for the next two years.  

The whole earth is a ship flying through space.

Gonna be hard to save the universe without a sense of smell, and he will NEVER pay for the drugs.

“Nova Prime! Galactus is about to devour the planet and—”

Galaga machines are surprisingly resilient

This is a good joke.

“SOME PIG”

That’s still 63 fans.