Well now I’m thinking of other voices. And... damnit, having a dignified and wise penis voiced by Morgan Freeman also sounds fantastic. 

So, Brian’s seen some...

I don’t think Brooks was entirely wrong - that song and dance number was almost tiresome. Fortunately, Peter Boyle turned it into genius with his strangled line reading(s).

Good a time as any for the Best Meme Ever.

I always push that to the furthest extreme, politics. The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was one of the most important laws of the 20th century. The president who pushed for it used to take his dick out and smack people with it. Just because LBJ was abusive doesn’t me that the law wasn’t good.

Important point -- they didn’t “almost poison” somebody, they _did_ poison somebody! Customer drank the poison, was injured. No “almost” here!

spoken like a man who’s never had one ounce of sex.

we should also ask ourselves, “If I were in the same position, would I be able to say no to her?”

the interviewer really gave him the rope and he hung himself again and again.

Whenever someone has to repeatedly tell you how nice they are, that’s a secret clue that they’re actually not very nice.

That would require Barsanti to literally do any proper work ever

I also love the unmentioned detail that Brian Cox is famously socialist/anticapitalist.

Ha! This reads as if you would be allowed to vote before you are allowed to drink! Insanity.

Exactly. It’s a less direct path to profit, but providing a pure, simple product without compromises sometimes does more for branding than slapping ads and identifiers all over the place.

You guessed it...Frank Stallone.

Look she got a booster and then she died; it was pretty obviously a conspiracy by the Venusians and Reverse Vampires to deprive us of all joy going into 2022.

Oddly none of them but the whole US Acres gang gets 45 minutes of screen time.

That’s because the Spider-Man movies he was in were pretty bad.

Is Jon or Odie in the movie too? How about Nermal?