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AV Club: Why Someone Sneezing In No Way Home Means Infinity War No Longer Makes Any Sense.

It’s nice that the avclub also has articles that aren’t like this one, because obsessive  in-universe continuity is the absolute worst. Like, once you're a grown adult saying that Disney should use magic to have the characters from one TV show appear in another TV show, you might as well get into your oversized footy

Strange honestly feels like, “Girl, same.”

And as the play closed down she said, “Well, isn’t this nice?” IT’S LIKE RAY E AIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is essentially a free ride when she’s already late, quite true yes.

And I really do think...

Ugh, this must be worse for her than rain on her wedding day. 

A musical based off an album from the 90s closed on Broadway because of the Omicron variant of the coronavirus: this is the very definition of the word “ironic”.

Fair enough, but Eno doesn’t mention cinema.

i think “monetize” and “work” are both exaggerations.

If there is one thing the wealthy are willing to burn the world over, it’s losing 1 cent to taxes.

Before the “NFTs are dumb because energy usage/hype/poor artists” and “NFTs are great because there are a handful of legit use cases” crossfire starts, let’s all just remember that those are both sideshows: NFTs are primarily a mechanism for the super-rich to avoid taxes and launder money.

Headline: Man Shares Objectively Correct Opinion.

Now I miss our old comrade Queef Latina.

The issue is that twitch doesn’t want to be a camgirl site. If twitch backed off its modesty guidelines then it’d be all porn within the hour. Given that anyone can start streaming without any age verification it means that twitch would also need to start investing time, energy and money in child porn prevention.

Understand that most writers of this and most other video game sites are boarder-line illiterate

“See! And this guys are really looking."

Stop! I can only get so erect!

Wonderful Christmastime is the worst piece of music man has ever created. I loathe it with every fiber of my being. I kinda love the Jackson 5 song though. Also, this list needs Christmas Shoes because fuck that song.

In general, I think that Christmas music is awesome. However, I would be totally okay with a complete and immediate ban on playing "Wonderful Christmastime" in public.