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By Riker's Bristling Beard
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It’s possible to be aware of the geopolitical situation and conclude “fuck the Israeli government.” In fact, I agree with you completely.

The Marvel fandom, like literally every fandom, sucks. But hoo boy is “I’m so special for thinking fun bullshit is beneath me” a more insufferable take.

Part of Star Trek fandom since the beginning was hearing people whine that the current iteration “isn’t really Star Trek.”

Bring in Sebastian Stan!

Went into so many movies in NYC with a backpack full of beer. Not cans, either, but clinkety-clankety bottles. No one ever minded.

My favorite part was finding the young clown, though I’ll never guess how it managed to know my name.

I think the proudest I’ve been of my 4-year-old was when our cat ran out the front door and she said, with perfect resignation, “Fucking cat.”

Fulfilling a prophecy that went into motion long before Vanna Gray fell, wrapped in mortal combat with a balrog, into the Pit Of Khazad-dûm—and then emerged, many days later, as the far more powerful Vanna White

just one more wriggling thing leaving a slime trail of reeking filth behind it everywhere it goes

Been living in Louisville, where there is a Muhammad Ali Blvd., for three years now, and can’t drive on it or past it without replaying this scene in my head in its entirety every single time.

Which is why I say “Mr. Frodo! An oliphaunt!” every time I see Timothy Olyphant on screen (OK, fine, once per Santa Clarita binge session, if you want to be “factual”).

How are they going to make the carts jump over the foul lines? It seems risky, upsetting the baseball gods in exchange for speeding up the game by a few extra seconds.

rerish nooo

This needs more respect, it’s a bang-bang comment.

JI

It’s really not that far-fetched to imagine Harvey showing up for his next start stark naked.

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Jon Snow drives an Infiniti Q60. That footage leaked almost a year ago!

“Please clap.”

Damn you. It’s exactly what I was thinking of, but damn you nonetheless.

Wow. +1