Nah, it doesn’t fit the theme. Pokemon Gun.

“I will get this... in about 2 years and when it has dropped to $45.”

I don't think your experience is as universal as you think it is.

It kind if reminds you of this website, doesn't it?

lol, people paying money for EA Sports games. Am I supposed to feel bad for them?

I felt more distressed than appetized when she gutted the PS5 and revealed it was full of colorful attic insulation.

If people tune into a twitch show solely due to a PS5 being in the background they deserve to have their time wasted.

The lie is a cake!

Welcome to America.

Fuck the CCP

Digital is just a long term rental. At any point, your license to the game can be revoked for any reason chosen by the platform/publisher whether it be to licensing rights changes, shuttering of the platform itself, etc so I buy physical copies.

I spotted the fanboi!

Do I get a prize!?

Well in this scenario I can safely say none of these individuals are my friends and I will proceed accordingly by taking my phone out and pressing record while these two slap fight each other on the lawn outside the Red Lobster.

Well that just pulled the Oculus off of my lists for potential VR. Thanks for the heads up. I shut down my FB account over a decade ago and I have no intentions of giving them any of my data. 

I would just get a new headset

it’s really about pausing the video when villagers are talking

You cant thats true, but I as a Canadian, can and will totally do so on your behalf. China’s early response, their subsequent cover up, and likely lies about the virus’s transition rates made this far worse than it needed to be.

“Enjoy summer while you can, folks. It can only go on so long.”

Eh, just go ahead and drop the team all together.  No one will mind.  

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