So I guess I can stop preloading lotion into my urethra. Good to know.
How did nobody notice that this woman was pregnant, gave birth and POOF! no more baby.
Still, could be worse.
Serves him right. Read more in school, buddy. How the hell do you make it to college without knowing achilles?
And on a side note, why the sweet-ever-loving-reverse-cowgirl fuck is he wearing a chef's hat?
THAT'S why it's blue...
"Will Jackson Make Washington Better?"
Knowing Ray, he'll probably only get 1-2.
AHAHAHAHAHA suffer with me fools!
So the Wii U is basically being turned into an emulator now.
14 FOR ZEBRA CAKES?! FUCKING 14?! GRUMPY CAT SAYS NO!
On the plus side, the number of fans wearing paper bags on their heads this season is projected to decrease considerably.
Seriously, the internet is full of these tall tales and 'lifehacks' and they are all complete rubbish.
unused Playstation Network and Microsoft Points cards
"Go suck a microdick" is excellent and shall be repeated.
My wife is afraid to try stuff like this. She doesn't trust what they'd do to the food if you're asking for stuff like this.
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.
And?