Kyle from South Park?

Good lord those character designs are some of the worst I've seen. What's with the mummy wraps.

Even when they're made of Legos, the Broncos can't block for shit.

Cornish PASTIES. And it's not pronounced the same as the nipple ones, either.

everyone became a hipster, a model, or a hipster model.

Lilo and Stitch did so many things right.

Much more practical

I used to bump kids in those cars with my Power Wheels Jeep 4x4.

Can someone please pick him up and pair him with a skinny cat named "Sketti"?

Buy him a kitten when he's ten. Call it Meowth. Help teach him the responsibilities of being a real-life "trainer" (caring for animals, living alongside them sustainably). This is really perfect that the kid cares so much.

If they were real, the death count on the planet would be absurdly high.

Careful what you wish for young one!

XLVIII-Men

"Phew! No longer the dirtiest piss in Yankee Stadium"

"Wow, that guy's got a huge dick!"

+1. You are going to get soooo many burner comments pal.

Rand,

Life isn't Denny's. You can't have it both ways.

Fucking moron.

Quick peek through your comment history shows almost nothing but pessimism, vitriol and the occasional racial slur.
I don't have to go very far to reduce you to the scum you are. Don't be a jerk.

as a O's fan it's cool to see Wei-yin Chen in these clips

My rule is to only tell sex stories if they're funny.