A Police Lineup

lebron james

“Now that Labron James got his ass beat and handed to him by the Celtics” it’s cool Simmons writes in sometimes 

I’m pretty sure Trump isn’t going to hold someone responsible to a standard that he himself cannot meet.

Don’t worry. Once that Nigerian bank releases his funds, Kavanaugh will clear up everything.

Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

But enough about Phil Jackson’s dick ...

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

All of this feels so insane to me that I keep having to lay it out and see if it starts to make any more sense, and it never does: Winston was allowed to maintain his innocence

Arty Monks is a great guy.

You know, Based upon the evidence, I’m starting to think this guy might just be an asshole.

I didn’t know Jameis was a Trump supporter 

actually, the review is good

As someone who also bears the unholy burden of the surname Kuntz, let me please take some time to say that dude’s parents are fucking assholes for naming their kid Harry. Fuck right off, jerks.

That damn dog just broke like 17 unwritten rules and I love him for it. But he’s never making it to the hall of fame.

This is a violation of my privacy.

I wish I had the energy now that George Soros has in his late 80s. That man is so busy planning bus routes for illegal immigrants to raid voting booths, training crisis actors like David Hogg, and now running sport blogs, I don’t know how he finds time to pimp underage sex slaves to Bill Clinton.

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].

He’s going to take me through my uncles facebook page?