Fury Road was a nearly PERFECT movie... maybe let’s just leave it at that... maybe that’s the best thing.

All valid complaints but I have one major one that was not addressed. Was I the only one who couldn’t tell that they were looking at a huge herd on that hilltop at the mid-point of the episode. I mean, I saw a pretty view of a valley and a kinda dark splotch...but to say that I could tell that was a zombie horde?…

“He’s not comfortable in the pocket.”

Is that a real report? He didn’t have a firm plan on how to handle “everything”? What the hell does that even mean?

Translation: Seahawks brass didn’t like that the truth leaked, and called another stooge to kick some dirt around the facts.

Well obviously that veteran just didn’t understand how to support the troops.

No video though? The fuck is this, the Vimeo HQ?

Stop, I can only get so erect!

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

Lumpy Old Men

It’s not really. Sometimes a person and a show can fall out of love with each other. It doesn’t mean that the person can never wonder what the show is up to. Maybe one day, you pass a friend who still talks to the show, or you see a post on Facebook about something that show is up to. Sometimes, you might be curious…

I was so upset with The Strain. It started out so cool and then fell to shit so fast.

Yeah, I guess I missed all the times Darryl retrieved crossbow bolts and wiped them down with Purell.

Humans are garbage

An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

I had a professor who always used to say that you shouldn’t do coke at work because it turned you into a twitchy mess, and you should do heroin instead. Or maybe it was the other way around. I can never remember so I always do both just in case.

This is...SnortsCenter

Oh, it definitely set the tone for the rest of the movie. May not have been intentional though, but it did set it up for making zero sense while also being boring as hell IMO.