I’m a little irked that someone in Tom Brady’s inner circle is raking in a fortune for consigning a trophy they didn’t earn 

+1 good guy with a gun.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Flowers in the Arctic

Now we’re just gonna pee on this little tree here and this little tree here and hey, this little tree here. Because we’re all good boys.

My dog is the best dog.

Totally inappropriate. Do theme parks even use gasoline? Because Logan is a top notch roller coaster thrill ride that doesn’t let up from the first drop!

when i bought my ticket, i paid for the whole seat, but i only needed the edge!

I agree. “High octane” doesn’t do this super-charged action spectacular justice.

After listening to that voicemail, I don’t know what I’m more surprised by, that Deadspin has a phone number or that Richie Incognito has it.

This is a good line.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

I took the over on binge eating and a hangover & won big, baby!

Today, you became American

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

Eagles fans’ t-shirts are usually pessimistic.

Spygate tho.

Don’t bee like that.

Zica toys is a really unfortunate name for a company wanting to sell insect-like toys...