Louis CK is gross but the real story here is all the masturbation by righteous indignation going on in the comments.

With this kind of resume no way he stays in college football. Not with the money Jerry Jones would offer him.

We have reached peak footbaw

A friend got a scholarship to play linebacker there and within his first season the crazy conditioning led to him getting some kind of immune imbalance. He went from 230 to 180 and has never been able to regain the weight, lost his scholarship and never got back into school 

*writes letter of furious indignation, 2 paragraphs of nothing but 'hypocrisy' and 'cowardice'... sends letter addressed 'BILL SIMMONS'*

He also coulda been a real star if he was actually fuckin funny.

Sendejo also said he put his hat on frontwards but the force of Legarrette Blount trucking him out of his cleats in the NFC championship game flipped it backward.

*McCown reads post* AVOID? I've been training all wrong...

This is dumb. There’s a reason this is happening to the Jets and not another team. They are managed terribly, always pick at the top of the draft and never hit double digit wins. They traded valuable assets to take a qb and are now trying to hedge that bet to the tune of 750k? THAT is foolishness.

But seriously the pizza is still worse than his vocabulary

And you will not find anyone who knows how to play KD better, they used to play each other as kids all the time.

The world is very overpopulated and needs us breeding way under replacement level for awhile. Your population hot takes stink!

In before Stick to Sports

Money has polluted politics but this is a strong issue for the Rs; people want tighter immigration policy (although we know net immigration is negative now) and they feel like illegally bringing a child into the country places that child’s fate in the hands of the parents. I feel like ‘tear everything down’ is an…

I think on kinja this response means you’re a MRA Chris.

Counterpoint: every submission art contest ever held.

Uh... isn’t this just called a ‘contest’? How is this controversial?

This has been the Mets minute.

I’d say at 24 she’s an adult and capable of making adult decisions but she did decide to major in English.

They knew something was amiss when he used his place on the town council to suggest the neighborhood name be changed from Greenslopes to Brownslopes