Rule for Success #1: Be born into money

I get that you want to be a pompous ass but.....

Thanks for the list. People forget that the NRA isn’t really a gun owners’group (though they market themselves as such), but rather a gun manufacturers’ lobbying group.

My first response was “oh, I should buy more chobani cause fuck Alex jones!” And then I remembered that I like yogurt. I’ll support you in spirit, chobani.

I’m reminded of Ann Romney talking about how haaaaard it was going through college with Mitt’s dad only buying them a house, full tuition, and some lump sum for living expenses that was something like $20,000 adjusted for inflation.

Also, the maids had to ‘dig deep’ to buy the no-doubt shitty lemonade that one of their co-workers (as is the cook, as opposed to Little Miss Entrepreneur herself) made.

“They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who ‘dug deep for their spare change.” Fuck that noise. Don’t expect underlings to spend their money on your kids. They should be spending their “spare change” on their own damn kids. I say this as someone who has to politely…

and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Hard to imagine him lying in bed, restless, turning over the moral impact of his deeds and weighing the calculus of greater good vs. lesser evil. No — I suspect Henry is more of a “Sucks for Timor,” lights out, sleeps like a lamb. A brilliant man, with added intelligence in the place where most people store their…

But he has proven that he hates black people real good, so I guess he has been embraced as a conservative hero.

Human beings.

The reason we just used the MOAB is because when Trump dropped 59 tomahawk missiles on Syria everyone, including that damned lib’ral media, just about jizzed all over themselves with excitement. Including some fucker calling the sight of the launch “beautiful.” Bigger bomb, bigger orgasm.

She was hired because she is Kendall Jenner. The ad and the campaign were based on public knowing, by just a look, that this is Kendall. She can’t be compared to some random model or extra, why can’t you see that? That campaign was built around her and counted on her name recognition. She is not some extra who’d stay…

I’d play the world’s smallest violin for her sad, sad story but I’m busy. The rest of us plebs have work to do.

Bitch please. That is all.

lets just make it one movie: Handmaid’s Fury Road.

You are so, so wrong. Oysters are delicious. Delicious.

They’re claiming that he’s one of the “good ones.”