Holy crap, you’re not kidding:

Or just having a sense of humor. Never trust anyone who hasn’t got one.

Sociopathy.

Well-observed. There’s another curious tic: he never laughs. He gives a big fake smile that suggests, “I know this is where I’m expected to laugh,” but has anyone ever seen him spontaneously react (in a normal human way) by just busting up? Nope.

Coming soon!

They’re also playing the Florida Strawberry Festival in March!

I don’t know if it’s actually agoraphobia, but I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is. On top of everything else Trump already is, I just can’t wrap my head around the way he lives his life.

BUYS? Honey, those are size 46L samples from the Donald J. Trump collection at Macy’s. Straight from the factory in China; no alterations.

I would not be surprised if he buys off the rack, his history of non-payment probably extends to things like tailors too.

He’s the kind of rich person who literally can’t deal with life outside of his safe bubble where everything works out exactly like he wants it. It’s in there that he can believe that he’s respected and loved by all and not deal with the harsh reality that waits outside his doorstep.

I think something people who do not follow things as closely as others aren’t considering is the idea of the president having a full mental breakdown. Louis CK has a (now old) bit about how it was to see Nixon resign- pretty sure we’re all about to see that again, tenfold, plus Twitter.

I thought he ordered her from a mail order catalog and had her shipped over.

He really does need to come out, though. Some are banking on him.

I think realizing what this job entails already has. He somehow had no fucking clue, even on November 9, the enormous responsibility that would be heaped on his shoulders. I’d be appreciating his misery if it didn’t mean that anything he does will badly fuck up the country.

Someone will have to draw a pussy and put it on the end of a fishing pole so he’ll be lured out of his house when he’s way too tempted grab it.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

I cannot STAR this enough. I’m laughing so hard right now. Thank you.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

He’s tweeting, he’s occasionally visiting the two restaurants he likes, and he literally doesn’t get outside even to glimpse the sun:

I loved the sims soundtrack; it is the perfect mix of banal and preppy.