I loved the sims soundtrack; it is the perfect mix of banal and preppy.

They’re not required to stay within a budget ($100,000 I think? includes living quarters) if they use their own money.

The next one will have a cheap gold veneer painted on it that will immediately crumble off at the slightest touch. We will overpay for it. It will be made entirely by foreign labour. It will be the perfect representation of the Petulant Child’s regime.

Yes.

That table is hideous, but let’s be honest...the next one will be even worse.

There’s no coffee on it. It’s obviously an apple table.

I have seen the documentary about half a dozen times, and saw “Grey Gardens” Off Broadway AND on Broadway. I could do the flag dance myself at this point.

I love all the attention to detail in your house!

In that fourth screenshot from the bottom, is Little Edie doing a tap dancing routine? And is Big Edie singing something like, “It’s a Grand Old Flag”?

Hahaha! That is amazing. I love Grey Gardens, you have definitely captured the magic.

My last interaction with Sims was in junior high school, when the best thing you could do was to use codes to turn houses into toasters and pigs into balloons (ah, to be young again). Thank you for introducing this newfangled magic into my life. I hope that you accept requests for matchups in future installments.…

This is a masterpiece.

HEY THAT WAS A LEGIT TRAUMATIC MOMENT OKAY.

It was at this point that I noticed that Rihanna had also never spoken to him. The Sims is a documentary.

The Rock and Dwayne Johnson

Gita, you get paid to do this, and I feel very good about it :)

That house needs more Katie Holmes.

If you say your ex’s name 3 times in front of a mirror, Drake appears and cries with you.