That's a total accidental innuendo joke. Not intentional, but one of those "teehee, sounds like I was talkin' bout dicks" jokes.

Your dog probably went all "You're not my real mom!" on that family.

I always love it when I see big tough looking dudes with tiny adorable pups. The juxtaposition makes me smile.

I just don't understand why they picked Blake Lively to be a Chanel spokeswoman, when Leighton was right there! Leighton is very Chanel while Blake is a bit too California girl-y for the brand.

I'm going to agree with this. Blake Lively is very flavor of the moment-y, if only because she's just more generic that Leighton.

It's purely thought the Bell-Edward-Jacobing of the books by fangirls. He gets a bigger role, but he's never really super important. It's more for marketing than anything else.

Keep this in mind- no matter how perfectly you plan when the second kid is coming and how you'll raise the two, the older child will ALWAYS think that you're more lenient with the younger kid. And they'll probably be right.

I think he was a good egg, too. The crib/X-box incident was when Amber was still pregnant, but since she's actually given birth to Leah he's done very well to try to protect and provide for her. Where Amber lays on the couch and barely watches Leah he tries to engage with her. I think he has his own issues (when he…

And why hasn't Jenny MacCarthy sat her son down to explain to him why Jim isn't coming back and that he won't come back? That's not his kid, he didn't marry her and he didn't adopt the boy. He's allowed to move on completely once the relationship is over. I'm not going to think he's a bad guy for not wanting to take…

I've read she's only worth half that. At any rate, it depends on how long they stay married whether there's enough time for him to amass those roles. Or they could surprise us all and be like Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward!

It's kind of funny that his description of how he fell for her basically boils down to "I am both really good at acting AND confused as to what acting is exactly".

A pre-nup could be interesting for them. I think people would assume Miley's the one who'd need to protect her assets, but besides Hannah Montana, her acting and singing have kind of fizzled. I don't think she has much long term potential in Hollywood, especially since her main Disney competitor Selena Gomez is making…

If that's why your waiting, Miley doesn't actually have those incentives. She's already in control of her finances, with cash most 19 year olds couldn't even dream of, and so far they don't seem to be the "spend it all on yachts for my cats" type rich people. As a child actor turned real (?) actor, college degrees…

Rumor Willis has to be the only child of Hollywood celebrities to fail to be able to score underaged drinks. For that alone I highly doubt her ability to go anywhere.

Since James MacAvoy was Mr. Tumnus, and he was also Professor X to Fassbender's Magneto, by the transitive fanfiction property they are totally doing it.

I've never gotten it either, personally. I just see it as a normal part of human nature. Porn over the internet may be new, but I'm sure thousands of years ago there were wives fretting that their husbands spent too much time with the naughty vases. As of yet the world hasn't stopped for too much porn. It's always…

I was watching it with my mother who started cracking up when she made that phone call. Knowing my own personally, I'm sure she's been there.

"We understand how old singers who need to get people talking about them go to such extremes."

I think a more 1 to 1 comparison would be the idea of men threatened by vibrators. Women watching porn never seems to be an issue, but the same type of insecurities some women have about porn seem to pop up when men talk about vibes.

It only make babies look even MORE drunk, if that's possible.