They unironically refer to themselves as the “Best Fans in Baseball.” Which makes them an easy target for the cheap lazy jokes in which I specialize!

“Baseball needs robots to get every strike call EXACTLY CORRECT” —Deadspin

In [gag] defense [retch] of [convulse] Phillies fans [projectile vomit]:

The machines can’t possibly drive any worse than we do.

👏👏

Somebody call a plumber! The greys are leaking.

Maybe I’m only saying this because the Jays don’t matter right now, but I find this bunch of Yankees very hard to hate. There’s hardly a Machado in the bunch.

Deadspin siding with Dennis fucking Eckersley is just another mystifying editorial position - did they honestly just miss the Stroman thing altogether?

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

Apparently I read lips better than I read articles!

I think it was “it’s a fucking breaking ball!” Everyone knew a position player losing control of a breaking ball was neither surprising nor dangerous - except, apparently, the home plate umpire.

Megan Rapinoe: [opens Bangkok Yellow Pages]

But the stupid assholes won...?

No, but The Onion has you covered this week.

Donald tried to read this article, but he didn’t make it past “Craft Service”.

Billy Haisley 13, Deadspin readers 0.

+1 reminder that 1993 was a really really long time ago 😢

Instagram, the network, is great.

“Insecure morons”

You’re not wrong!