Hey, let’s play a game. Fill in the blanks:

Are they using visible wavelengths?

The amount of battery any of this saves is pretty small, though. It’s all theatre; if you think you’re significantly impacting your battery life by turning off the radios, you’re probably wrong.

(Disclaimer: I am neither Apple fan nor Apple hater)

“FUCK YOU APPLE”

I once started a triple play after catching a line drive - not because I had any idea what I was doing, but because I’d seen the guys on TV toss the ball around the horn after making a play, I thought it looked pretty cool, and I wanted to look cool.

I’m a (borderline) millennial.

🤢🖕🤢🖕🤢🖕🤢🖕🤢🖕🤢🖕🤢🖕🤢🖕

Worth noting: the “other beer” at Jays games – Mill Street, Goose Island, etc. – is still all from breweries owned by Labatt owner InBev.

Come on now, Gerry did the right thing here. The rule in this situation is very clear, and so he had no choice but to enforce it: moving the on-deck circle is a union job.

I’m saddened by these closed-minded morons only taking after their own. A black guy murdered by a cop and Grayson doesn’t give a shit.

3:34: 😂

Fighting isn’t allowed. It’s a major penalty, and if instigated by one player, they get an additional minor penalty, a game misconduct, and in egregious enough cases, a suspension.

This is an incredible article, and knowing the progress that’s been made in the 25 years since its publication gives me hope.

This is the worst sports take.

My sincere thanks to Machado, Pedroia, Farrell, and Showalter.

(Minor) (late) counterpoint:

This is a better take than mine.

Roy Halladay is the only thing that got me through ten years of Jays fandom.

Counterpoint: Jim Hughson is the best goddamn play-by-play guy in hockey.