Pro tip: Maybe don’t lend $75 million to a guy whose name is literally “a dollar short.”

Slightly better video here (after a 30-second ad, naturally).

On behalf of Canada I’m sorry, and I’ll have a word with each of these guys the next time I see them.

I’ll be rooting for Tampa and Minnesota, but…

There were multiple curling feeds from the Brier.

Le huit!

I was watching BC-Manitoba. Damn.

This article needs to be broken into multiple shorter pages. This would generate more page views and increase revenue.

Somebody might want to send this article to Kevin.

Surprised nobody's mentioned this: Kinect can already see your heart rate.

He remembered his "DON'T TREAD ON ME" but forgot his "AND ALSO VICE VERSA".

This is a good joke about a bad thing.

Considering another soldier was targeted and killed a couple of days ago, I don't particularly feel like leaving my house, let alone going to a hockey game.

I'm sure we can all agree Fight Club was, at best, a "flick."

It makes sense, but there are some big differences:

No way! That should be worth at least one point.

OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT

Last summer, my piece of shit cousin's piece of shit dog latched onto my Mom's arm with its giant underbitey piece of shit face, and shook with all its might. It tore through tendon and nerve right down to the bone, and then bit her nose halfway off of her face for good measure.