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Somebody might want to send this article to Kevin.

He remembered his "DON'T TREAD ON ME" but forgot his "AND ALSO VICE VERSA".

This is a good joke about a bad thing.

Considering another soldier was targeted and killed a couple of days ago, I don't particularly feel like leaving my house, let alone going to a hockey game.

I'm sure we can all agree Fight Club was, at best, a "flick."

It makes sense, but there are some big differences:

No way! That should be worth at least one point.

OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT

Last summer, my piece of shit cousin's piece of shit dog latched onto my Mom's arm with its giant underbitey piece of shit face, and shook with all its might. It tore through tendon and nerve right down to the bone, and then bit her nose halfway off of her face for good measure.

+1

Counterpoint to your silly argument: If Kluwe suddenly didn't want the report released, that would take away Kluwe's only bargaining chip, thus there would be no settlement and no donations.

Hey buddy, we don't look too kindly on originality 'round these parts.

Juxtapose (April 11)

This one, from 2005, also seems somewhat fitting.

This comic is ten years old. And it wasn't exactly a new concept then, either.

If only there were a system where accounts started out in a moderated "grey" area where the general public couldn't see them, and then good-natured participants could be "approved" by staff members, and then "star" individuals identified by the staff as model members of the community could even help with moderation by…

Even in 2004 it was an industry with nothing to offer its students.

Bleacher Report: [sends job offer to Arian Foster]