He's Canadian, thus he's constitutionally required to be a poor tipper.

:o

And for their game plan, Team USA turned to a Hall of Famer:

+i

Knowing that my parents met curling means knowing that my parents met drunk.

Whoops, your insecurities are showing!

Don't worry, we're used to it!

Don't know if the rest of the world can benefit, but Canadians at the very least can watch the current event live here:

Holy shit. How does this not have more stars.

It's about time Stewart replaced his old Seahawks jersey. I've been trying to tell him for years that Jerramy Stevens' nickname was Impulse Plower.

From that wind chill article:

There's still one burning question left to be answered:

Cathal Kelly is the journalistic equivalent of an ambulance-chasing lawyer. He wrote some anti-fighting diatribe one day after Wade Belak killed himself. He's a Scocca-level troll, the lowest of the low.

I'd take Ebola over any of the three.

As a Torontonian, I am deeply offended by this article.

Everyone's favorite insatiable gomer enjoying himself at this year's Socks Fest. (AP)

Hockey analytics in particular have come a long way in a short time, but it's still such a new field that they still need to answer basic questions like "is there such a thing as shot quality." Which in itself is a very interesting question – intuition says yes, but so far the data (mostly) says no – and honestly, I'd…

I thought you said you were retiring from public life.