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Oh, that's great. +1

You'd think Mitch would be more sympathetic toward Brandon, considering their mutual inability to stop pressure from going to their heads.

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Still better than last year's edition against the Dodgers, with special guest Chief Killavista!

Sadly, you're half right; they've both said it.

#irony

Gregg Zaun's best-known work this year: "Home runs are often rally killers, much like double plays."

Oh christ. +1

She's an aspiring director, actually, and this fits well with her body of work: all of her films include a cameo by a spit bucket.

Great news. Good on FIFA (three words I never expected to write).

TSN.ca says otherwise: http://www.tsn.ca/tennis/feature…

Just happened to have that picture kicking around, did you?

Hey, at least you don't live in Florida!

A couple of ways to (maybe) watch this match:

Holy shit, that's awesome. +1

Don't even joke.

Those are some nice TV network talking points, but I don't buy that it would actually happen that way.

Wow. So basically, that's a kick in the groin to the networks, to go with the foot-stomp and the face-slap of the other two provisions.

That's terrific.