The Altima is fun because they all get driven like they have been stolen, even if they weren’t.

Huh, most popular cars being sold also most popular being stolen.

I still see houses for sale around me (California) for ~$1700/sqft — I think it’ll take a bunch more layoffs and to pull these prices down. I walk my dog through these neighborhoods and it’s always amazing how:

Well, actually we don’t.

Neutral: I had a terrible weekend. I had planned to go to one of my states largest car shows with my nephew. Unfortunately I woke up to the quarter panel window in my GTI being shattered. Which meant I had to cancel hanging out with my nephew looking at cool cars all day. Also the cost of replacing the glass is around…

I love my car but I would bike/ride/walk to work way before I drove, if possible.

About 10 years ago, we decided to go to chicago for an overnight. Instead of driving into the city, we drove to one of the suburbs and caught the Metro into downtown. It took longer than driving and we had to wait for the train. But otherwise? It was magnificent.

Third Gear: One of the significant reasons that car buyers aren’t going back to smaller cars is that there are significantly fewer to small cars to buy. Want a Fiesta or Focus? How about a Cruze or a Dart? How about a cheap VW Golf or Honda Fit? Forget it. Those aren’t available anymore.

re: bondage shops.

Used cars become affordable again? I really want a cheap E36 M3 so I can get the plate WURST on it. Didn’t pull the trigger before they became pricey.

One of my favorite gaming memories is playing the chill downtempo music I ripped to the original Xbox while racing in Project Gotham 2. This song takes me right back there:

Burnout 3: Takedown needs a remaster. Many a good time was spent drinkin’ and trying to beat each other’s high score crashes.

Super bad feeling is, like, totally not cool k?

I’d love for a day to go by without hearing about this guy.

LOL, my wife and I were waiting to be served in an Audi showroom when we overheard a salesperson say to another customer, “What will it take to put you in this car today?” My wife said, “We’re leaving now.”

Nobody goes to Taco Bell to get Mexican food. People go to Taco Bell to get Taco Bell. Everyone knows it’s not Mexican food.

There was a guy at my work that wouldn’t show up some days because, as he would say, he couldn’t afford it. Just told the boss, “yall ain’t paying me enough to be here.” He’d say the gas it took to get to work was more than he made in a day. Dude was a real character.